kanye attitude, drake feelings.
“once she stops annoying you, you’ve lost her”
(Source: pdmori, via this-feeling-of-hopelessness)
(Source: the1975music, via the-sad-boy)
If you don’t pee after sex you’re gonna get an HDMI like it’s just that simple ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
(via allteenrelates)
Every time a fat woman wears a crop top the world gets 160% better.
(via chessieness)
“My biggest mistake was thinking you could fix me. Only I can fix me.”
Stuck in Love (2012)
(via cuddle-and-workout)
(Source: beigetype, via cuddle-and-workout)
(Source: perrfectly, via reminds)
“You killed me, not literally; but in a way that made me want to kill myself”— myself
(via hospitalfor-soulss)
Anonymous asked:
I accidentally slapped my boyfriends nuts too hard last night while I was giving him head and made him vomit and i felt bad now I’m tryning to bake him Cake before he comes home from work wish me luck I’m a terrible baker
woodmeat Answer:
If you slapped a niggas nuts hard enough for him to earl, y’all was doing some OTHER shit
Gotta beat eggs to bake a cake
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